May 2013
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dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
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gracelesscas:
that little huff sam makes after he kills something
mmtion:
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
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attains:
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if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
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iamtonysexual:
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roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
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ramblingsfromthelandofcotton:
how dare u call me heterophobic, i am 1/64th heterosexual on my mother’s side
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rnickey:
some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009
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luckyspike:
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
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veggietalesyaoi:
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
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high-functioningginger:
The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.
The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”
But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.
Then he spake and said “Nay, he...
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